📊 Key findings
100%of mirrors agree
11/10overall prettiness score
0bad hair days on record
∞charisma (measurement device broke)
📈 Prettiness meter
LOADING PRETTINESS… OVERFLOW ERROR
💬 What witnesses are saying
“I've reflected a lot of faces. His is my favorite.”— A bathroom mirror, Almaty
“Coo. Coo coo. Coo.” (translation: stunning)— A pigeon who saw him once
“He made me crash. In a good way.”— His phone's front camera
“We ran the numbers three times. It's real.”— Institute of Obvious Facts